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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Saepe ut vero explicabo illo hic aspernatur.

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Remainder of Bonnaroo 2025 canceled in Tennessee due to severe weather - CNN

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Let’s say you have 3 separate manuscripts and send 1 of them to 12 different agents (4 read same copy). Now let’s say 2 agents each liked separate manuscripts and want to move forward. What would you do as far as transparency and negotiation?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Rare Red Sprites Captured Lighting up the Tibetan Night Sky Like Jellyfish-Shaped Firework - My Modern Met

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

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So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Coco Gauff tops Aryna Sabalenka to give the French Open an American champion - The Washington Post

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are some innovative business ideas for leveraging AI in 2024?

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the ethical implications of using AI in recruitment and hiring processes?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

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